And now, because nobody has bothered to transcribe the lyrics of Lady’s “Yankin’” on the internet, I present you with my version. Please feel free to point out any mistakes and also tell me whether they are eating Cheetoh’s or Chester Hotfries.
I can’t even lie, I fuck better when I’m drankin,
Ride dick like a pro, throw the pussy like I’m famous,
Pussy feels so good, feels like the rubber off, ain’t it?
You ain’t gotta tell me, I know this pussy be yankin.
This pussy be yankin, I know this pussy be yankin,
This pussy be yankin, I know this pussy be yankin,
This pussy be yankin, I know this pussy be yankin,
You ain’t gotta tell me, I know this pussy be yankin.
My pussy be yankin, got this nigga feelin’ hypnotized,
Close your eyes, hold my thighs, we gonna enjoy this ride,
I see that magnum wrapper, nigga that’s the perfect size,
And you can hit it whenever, ain’t gotta fantasize.
Look like you tired, I suggest you pop a pill or two,
You gotta keep up, when I make this thing do what it do.
You think you want it but you don’t really want none,
I ain’t come to play, I came to get this job done.
I can’t even lie, I fuck better when I’m drankin,
Ride dick like a pro, throw the pussy like I’m famous,
Pussy feels so good, feels like the rubber off, ain’t it?
You ain’t gotta tell me, I know this pussy be yankin.
This pussy be yankin, I know this pussy be yankin,
This pussy be yankin, I know this pussy be yankin,
This pussy be yankin, I know this pussy be yankin,
You ain’t gotta tell me, I know this pussy be yankin.
He dropped his pants and he hollerin’ he “ready.”
We’ll throw his money, you can keep that confetti.
We switchin’ lanes, then we fuck in the Chevy,
Don’t need no room, so we bypassin’ the tilly.
This nigga said it feel like that his rubber ain’t on,
He said “good pussy” and the feelin be strong,
Give me my drank so I can get in my zone,
Then you can give me whatever you want.
I can’t even lie, I fuck better when I’m drankin,
Ride dick like a pro, throw the pussy like I’m famous,
Pussy feels so good, feels like the rubber off, ain’t it?
You ain’t gotta tell me, I know this pussy be yankin.
This pussy be yankin, I know this pussy be yankin,
This pussy be yankin, I know this pussy be yankin,
This pussy be yankin, I know this pussy be yankin,
You ain’t gotta tell me, I know this pussy be yankin.
I hope you strapped for this incredible ride,
Look at my hips, they got a hell of a grind,
I started slow so you can relax your mind,
Cause once I finish, you gonna be outta yo mind.
I’m throwin’ it back and you throwin’ a little change,
He thinkin’ ‘bout gettin’ a tattoo of my name,
He just forgettin’ it, but I been in his game,
Didn’t have no teacher, but this pussy been trained.
I can’t even lie, I fuck better when I’m drankin,
Ride dick like a pro, throw the pussy like I’m famous,
Pussy feels so good, feels like the rubber off, ain’t it?
You ain’t gotta tell me, I know this pussy be yankin.
This pussy be yankin, I know this pussy be yankin,
This pussy be yankin, I know this pussy be yankin,
This pussy be yankin, I know this pussy be yankin,
You ain’t gotta tell me, I know this pussy be yankin.
“Ron Fucking Swanson” - Portrait Painting by Sam Spratt
Being a fan of high-quality comedy television and not watching Parks and Recreation might just be the second most blasphemous thing you could do (the 1st of course being not watching Arrested Development). If for some reason you are in the “yet to watch” category, I present to you Ron Swanson aka exhibit A on what you are missing (youtube video).
If you have “seen the light” and are already familiar with Swanson Greatness, I humbly give you my painting of him. Features include: High and tight Swanson haircut, Swanson body hair, Swanson mustache, Swanson mustache chest hair (not groomed, grows that way naturally), Tammy tattoo, Tammy 2 tattoo, Tattoo of the text from Ron’s Speech to the boy’s basketball team, copious amounts of meat, the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, Food and Stuff grocery store desk sticker, and Mulligan’s Steakhouse apron. High-quality Archival Prints Available HERE
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Visitors to DC Comics’ New York offices have long been greeted when the step off the elevator by a mural showing off their large cast of superheroes. Each character was is based on the drawing of the character by one of DC’s top artists and in many cases by the artist who was most associated with…
Today is World AIDS Day
My guest post today is by Elizabeth Pfeiffer who talks about HIV, AIDS and DC Comics. Her thoughts follow:
Today is World AIDS day. This day was created 23 years ago to commemorate those who have died of AIDS, to recognize and support those living with HIV (estimated to be more than 33 million worldwide — that’s about the entire population of Canada) and to raise awareness about the issue. Many, many people around the world still remain uneducated about how the disease is contracted.
Superhero comics have raised awareness about the issue, too, through creating characters that have been HIV-positive, but the very few characters that were created have survived: Jet and Jim Wilson were killed off not long after their introduction. In the late 1980s, DC considered doing an AIDS storyline. Jim Starlin, the Batman writer at the time, wanted touse the storyline to kill off the second Robin, Jason Todd.
Enter Mia Dearden. Mia has a darker past than most characters, and is a survivor of sexual abuse, a former teen prostitute and a street youth. In 2004, a storyline revealed that she is HIV-positive. This revelation pushed her to defy Green Arrow/Ollie Queen’s orders that she not put on a Speedy costume. She put on the costume, and told Ollie that whether she was his sidekick or not, she would be a hero.
